"Who doesn't like a good penis joke?"

Your Honor may I approach the bench? Let the record reflect I am showing a copy to opposing council. I am showing you what has previously been marked as Exhibit Kick Ass.

These are my valentines but they are ( under a cut because I'm considerate like that. )

Today wasn't too bad. Almost enjoyable, actually. Got a tad depressing when Jenny, Yunji, and I talked about being messed up in the past to different degrees. Talked about sad things like Phil dying, self-mutilation, and being too nerdy to realize drugs exist. The overall tone of the conversation wasn't bad, though. We just were thankful that we're all more or less okay now and aren't dead. Woo! Had uber rich cheesecake in Latin. Wanted to vomit, but it was reeeeeeeally good. Amazon.com sucks cause it would have taken me over a month to get my beloved DVD, so I canceled my order and got it from eBay instead. Go me. After I finish Beloit application tonight I will be FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!11111one