- 2nd
- 06:32 pm
"So, are you a mod or a rocker?" "I'm a mocker."
- 5th
- 11:51 pm
"I hate you!" "You were my brother! I loved you!" "I LOVE YOU, OBI!!!111one" "Shhhhh!"
- 3 comments
- 7th
- 02:21 pm
"The Biggest Dimple, a children's book by William the Bloody."
- 9 comments
- 9th
- 12:48 am
"[insert witty quote here]"
- 5 comments
- 10th
- 04:15 pm
"I grew up the son of a hard-working brewery janitor and an immigrant bong-maker."
- 2 comments
- 11th
- 03:01 am
"beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."
- 3 comments
11:20 pm"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
- 2 comments
- 13th
- 12:54 am
"By the way, officially there are no Italian homosexuals."
- 1 comment
- 14th
- 03:00 pm
"And if things get rough, well, he's Mace Fuckin' Windu. He's his own bouncer."
- 7 comments
- 16th
- 12:25 am
"What if there's an age gap between me and my penis?"
- 2 comments
- 17th
- 12:05 am
"Brad Pitt is in Fight Club?" "Brad Pitt IS Fight Club!!"
- 3 comments
- 20th
- 12:59 am
"I can look at the menu, I just have to eat at home."
- 3 comments
02:15 pm"Hey guys, watch this....Fart." * children giggle*
- 1 comment
- 21st
- 01:16 pm
"No thanks, Tom Hanks."
- 2 comments
- 22nd
- 10:46 am
"And we'd like you to dance!"
- 2 comments
11:07 pm"...and they send it to whoever makes the crown for your tooth." "Elves."
- 7 comments
- 25th
- 12:46 am
"This is the most awesome CD ever." "What is it? Jonathan Rhys-Meyers reads Oscar Wilde?"
- 2 comments
- 28th
- 12:12 am
"Do you th4nk youre Irirh?"
- 1 comment
09:48 pm"Think I'm drunk enough to drive you home now."
- 4 comments
- 30th
- 01:45 am
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- 3 comments
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