- 2nd
- 10:04 pm
"But it was really good sex......in that BOOK my brother TOLD me about."
- 2 comments
- 8th
- 01:55 am
"...Oh God." *Uncontrolable laughter*
- 3 comments
- 10th
- 01:49 am
"Dear table, Can we share cheese nachos? Love, Maya."
- 2 comments
- 21st
- 11:24 pm
"Why are you late?" "Mmm, boobies...Oh My God." *turn away* *pause* *glare* "Nice tights, fag!"
- 1 comment
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- 25th
- 03:40 am
"I'm so happy right now."
- 2 comments
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- 29th
- 03:55 pm
"I think my house is below sea level because sometimes when it rains my basement floods."
- 4 comments
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