"You know what you should do.....Crack."

Dear Facebook.com,
Goddamn you and your newfangled photo album feature.
I was going to go to bed early tonight.
Instead, I'm looking at pictures.
I hate you with a fiery passion.
If only you knew how I loathe you, you intangible piece of crap.
Alas, I am two hours older than I was when I sat down at my computer.
A curse be laid on you and your, erm...house!
Sincerely,
Phoebe

P.S. Tell your friend Weather.com, he can go to hell as well. 50 degrees? Rain on the weekend? Curses!