- 2nd
- 12:51 am
"J-man, you should go to Vegas; then you can be a stand-up comedian AND a whore."
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- 3rd
- 11:51 pm
"The door was thirsty."
- 3 comments
- 11th
- 12:17 am
"Hey man, my worm is an 18th level poet."
- 2 comments
08:03 pm"Do you want Betty or should I deflate her?"
- 2 comments
- 15th
- 05:25 pm
"My crotch is a protected National Park. It's very scenic."
- 1 comment
- 17th
- 01:46 am
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- 18th
- 02:16 am
"I have a reward coming from Oz...for being the largest munchkin!"
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- 23rd
- 05:25 pm
"Angels die when bells ring, but we can get drunk and forget about it."
- 3 comments
- 29th
- 12:23 am
"Put on some decent pants and stop talking like you're about to cry."
- 2 comments
08:31 pm"...And by 'gay' I mean 'quaint'."
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