"Okay guys I got it.....BENEDICT!WOOO!"

[winterophelia]

I finally wake up in Euro every day.
Today's quote, "Ah, fucking Jews!"
This was said by a Jew, Avram, when he realized he couldn't eat cookies because it's a fasting day. He's hilarious and I love him.
Not much more to report.


Bold means I would definitely shag them rotten.
Italics means I would engage in some heavy petting with them after a few beers.
Strike means NO WAY IN HELL.
Nothing means I have no idea who they are, or could care less either way.
Then add one!

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman (the EYEBROWS!)
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers (YES!)
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon (MY LOVE!)
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg (but only because in my drunkeness I would think he was Matt)
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Fernando Alonso
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Juan Pablo Montoya
119. Al Pacino (if he were younger...)
120. James Denton
121. Paul Rudd
122. Denis Leary
123. Danny Webb
124. Rupert Penry-Jones
125. Alexander Armstrong
126. Josh Charles
127. Mr Stephen Fry
128. Adam Cooper
129. Neil Gaiman
130. Peter Krause
131. Jon Stewart
132. Anderson Cooper
133. Jimmy Fallon
134. Bradley Whitford
135. Pharrell
136. Gary Dourdan
137. That HOT GUY from Grey's Anatomy
138. Seth Meyers
139. Dule Hill
140. Taye Diggs
141. Jonathan Frakes
142. Patrick Stewart
143. Richard Schiff
144. Evan Farmer
145. Jason Cameron
146. Anthony Stewart Head
147. James Marsters
148. David Boreanaz
149. Tom Selleck
150. Lindesy Buckingham
151. Danny Strong
152. Alexis Dennisof
153. Nicholas Brendon
154. Michael Vartan
155. Bradley Cooper
156. David Duchovny
157. Topher Grace
158. Eric Szmanda
159. Jack Davenport

I'm a ho.


....everything just started sucking.
This fucking sucks.