"I can stick a whole quarter up my nose."
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winteropheliaThis is the best school ever.
I was so bored yesterday, until the bachelortte party where Crystal made Christina eat salt pretending it was crack (?). Sadly, we did not get animal strippers, like Christina wanted, but fun was still had.
Today was spent preparing for the wedding. Channing, Crystal, Christina, and I decorated the big tree outside with balloons and put crepe paper in the pavilion (which ended up not being used).
The wedding was awesome, pictures follow.
Channing was the ring bearer, Crystal was the groomsmaid of honor, Jill and Mya were the flower girls, and I was the wedding planner.
Wedding presents: A coloring book, paper cranes, some other stuff, Christina got a Darth Vader mask and a thong for Zeke, and he got her a seven pound can of chocolate pudding for $2.17 at Wal*Mart.
We cooked veggies: fried okra (I made it with help from Holly!), fried eggplant topped with tomatoes and cheese, corn,...and pudding for dessert. Ick. We stuck teddy grams in it...Then people stuck their faces in it. We walked around outside, everyone with pudding on their faces (not me, I carried the pudding). Some people ate some pudding. Yum.
(You might need to right click and "show picture" to see some of these)
"It's crack!"
Invite!
Christina's a pimp!
Bearded Ladies United!
The Hobo Bride
There were sooo many people there.
Some people, like John, really got into it.
Flower girls!
Ring bearer!
Sarah gave Zeke away.
WTF.
Saying a few words.
"My love is like this seven pound can of pudding."
Christina read a limerick:
"There once was a man from Kent,
whose dick was so long it bent,
to save her some trouble,
he folded it double,
and instead of coming, he went."
"By the power invested in me by the internet."
The rings! (twist ties)
...
The Happy Couple.
Pudding!
Celeste is bad ass.
ForceFeeding cake to each other, how cute.
The bike also had diet coke, coke, and beer cans tied to it to make noise...
Pudding buddies.
Christina!
Ew.
The girls...are weird.
Bed time!
I was so bored yesterday, until the bachelortte party where Crystal made Christina eat salt pretending it was crack (?). Sadly, we did not get animal strippers, like Christina wanted, but fun was still had.
Today was spent preparing for the wedding. Channing, Crystal, Christina, and I decorated the big tree outside with balloons and put crepe paper in the pavilion (which ended up not being used).
The wedding was awesome, pictures follow.
Channing was the ring bearer, Crystal was the groomsmaid of honor, Jill and Mya were the flower girls, and I was the wedding planner.
Wedding presents: A coloring book, paper cranes, some other stuff, Christina got a Darth Vader mask and a thong for Zeke, and he got her a seven pound can of chocolate pudding for $2.17 at Wal*Mart.
We cooked veggies: fried okra (I made it with help from Holly!), fried eggplant topped with tomatoes and cheese, corn,...and pudding for dessert. Ick. We stuck teddy grams in it...Then people stuck their faces in it. We walked around outside, everyone with pudding on their faces (not me, I carried the pudding). Some people ate some pudding. Yum.
(You might need to right click and "show picture" to see some of these)
"It's crack!"
Invite!
Christina's a pimp!
Bearded Ladies United!
The Hobo Bride
There were sooo many people there.
Some people, like John, really got into it.
Flower girls!
Ring bearer!
Sarah gave Zeke away.
WTF.
Saying a few words.
"My love is like this seven pound can of pudding."
Christina read a limerick:
"There once was a man from Kent,
whose dick was so long it bent,
to save her some trouble,
he folded it double,
and instead of coming, he went."
"By the power invested in me by the internet."
The rings! (twist ties)
...
The Happy Couple.
Pudding!
Celeste is bad ass.
The bike also had diet coke, coke, and beer cans tied to it to make noise...
Pudding buddies.
Christina!
Ew.
The girls...are weird.
Bed time!
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Date: 2005-08-29 08:59 pm (UTC)thats... neat.
i wish i was in college.
*pouts*
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Date: 2005-08-29 10:35 pm (UTC)celeste is a baldass. heh. like her last name. that was the first thing i thought of.
great job wedding planner *high five* i couldn't have married him without you.
now where's our cheesy bread?
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Date: 2005-08-30 06:39 am (UTC)...yours totally kicked all of their asses, squared. it is infinitely superior to any panty haiku i have ever written.