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winteropheliaI just returned from yet another two week journey with Ward to an undisclosed location in South America, conquering a forgotten isolated secret society sect that destroys the mayan crystal skulls we've been collecting.
Had I known all this would happen, I wonder if I never would have scoured the Al-kitab, Taurat, Zind Avesta simultaneously and discovered those seven enigmatic puzzles. Ward's linguistic mastery of Huastecan, Yucatecan, Ch'olan, Q'anjobalan-Chujean, Mamean, Quichean, and Poqom has been quite the blessing in finding links between the Qur'an and the Mayans.
December 23 2012 grows ever closer and only the two of us can stop the apocalypse. Unfortunately, Lovelace has been taken hostage by nazi ninja vikings. He put up quite the fight it seems. We're up to our nipples in corpses, their own swastikas ninja stars and battle-axes embedded in their skulls. Dan may have to leave his tour with the New Pornographers early. We need his spy skills and vast array of social contacts.
Wait a god damn minute. This is Dan Brown Whitney Third. Not Whitopia. Oops.
Had I known all this would happen, I wonder if I never would have scoured the Al-kitab, Taurat, Zind Avesta simultaneously and discovered those seven enigmatic puzzles. Ward's linguistic mastery of Huastecan, Yucatecan, Ch'olan, Q'anjobalan-Chujean, Mamean, Quichean, and Poqom has been quite the blessing in finding links between the Qur'an and the Mayans.
December 23 2012 grows ever closer and only the two of us can stop the apocalypse. Unfortunately, Lovelace has been taken hostage by nazi ninja vikings. He put up quite the fight it seems. We're up to our nipples in corpses, their own swastikas ninja stars and battle-axes embedded in their skulls. Dan may have to leave his tour with the New Pornographers early. We need his spy skills and vast array of social contacts.
Wait a god damn minute. This is Dan Brown Whitney Third. Not Whitopia. Oops.
