- 3rd
- 05:49 pm
"Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains." --Jack Fight Club
- 7th
- 02:12 pm
"What does the Pope use to clean up messy spills? Papal towels."--Scott Blackburn
- 1 comment
- 13th
- 10:37 pm
"Switch with me!" --Bush to Kerry, SNL
- 5 comments
- 14th
- 12:28 am
I hate life. Not as in I'm going to kill myself. I just think life's mean.
- 2 comments
- 18th
- 08:19 pm
"On two bycicles on a hillside desolate..."--Ben Gibbard's f-ed up Smiths lyrics
- 2 comments
- 19th
- 10:11 pm
AL GORE I NEED YOU!!!!!
- 24th
- 10:59 pm
"I rained down sulfur, man; there's a subtle difference."
- 2 comments
- 27th
- 03:36 pm
"Well, spank my ass and call me Debbie."
- 4 comments
- 28th
- 04:44 pm
"I would like (what?!) if I may (you may not!) to take you (where?!) on a strange journey."
- 13 comments