- 3rd
- 02:25 am
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."
- 3 comments
- 5th
- 10:13 pm
"You know, Caitlin doesn't use the lap belt, she just uses the one up here." "Fuck 'er."
- 2 comments
- 7th
- 10:48 pm
"And you will be like, 'Crap. Oh, shit, man. I need Kroger card.'"
- 2 comments
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- 9th
- 10:57 pm
"These two grapes did not meet my standards."
- 2 comments
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- 11th
- 10:50 pm
"There's something on Harry's face." "Yeah, they're called glasses."
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- 13th
- 05:18 am
"What if Sirius is the Half-Blood Prince?!" "That's a terrible theory. That's just awful."
- 3 comments
- 19th
- 10:55 pm
"This book should be called, 'Harry Potter and Hot Ass Tom Riddle'."
- 9 comments
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- 21st
- 10:41 pm
"Where are we going?" "Mexico." "What's in Mexico?" "Mexicans."
- 3 comments
- 27th
- 10:20 pm
"Lifeforms. You tiny little lifeforms. You precious little lifeforms. Where are you?"
- 6 comments
- 30th
- 10:20 pm
"What do I care? I've got a growth on my pecker."
- 1 comment
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