"Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."

[winterophelia]

"If you wanna be my sherpa, you have got to give, sherpa is too easy, but that's the way it is..."


...
Dear Bushnell 2,
What drugs are you on? Aren't you supposed to be substance free?
Love thanks,
Fibi.
P.S. You guys can't sing. Stop trying.

Comments

[69sofine.livejournal.com]

don't say sherpa. i am fucking pissed at anthropology for that C i got in it.

[wecontact.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris does not date. He impregnates his women with a roundhouse kick.

[thalion1.livejournal.com]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.